many thanks to the venerable Toby Knops for this piece of brilliance.
April 16, 2009
Neil: Shopping in China Town
We were searching the Organicfunny vaults and stumbled upon a long lost Neil episode from the first season. Emmy Award winning producer Marc Bovino is gearing up for the second season of Neil in the coming weeks. It’s top secret. But we can say this: her name is Heather and she’ll blow you away.
April 14, 2009
organicfunny suggestion one more time since you didn’t listen last time you lazy poops
Organicfunny.com says it’s time to work off that winter chub. I’m not going to suggest it again. As if you needed anymore motivation here’s a picture of our very own fitness guru Joe Curnutte.
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April 9, 2009
organicfunny suggestion
It’s time to get in shape. Summer is fast approaching. Dust off your Exersystem 3000. Throw on some choice workout gear and work off that winter chub. Nothing makes exercise bearable like funny underwear and head bands.
April 9, 2009
Invention! (Why Haven’t You Been Invented Yet?)
Recently I’ve been dabbling in inventing things. By recently I mean last month. And by last month I mean January 29, 2009.My Supersonic jet submarine is well on it’s way to rescuing our military industrial complex. I realized I should begin concentrating on improving the American Home. And by realized I mean decided and by American Home I mean our bathrooms. And by bathrooms I specifically mean the cleanliness of rear ends. For those of you who have traveled abroad to Europe you were undoubtedly confronted by the phenomenon known as the bidet. Like most, and by most I mean me, you were shocked and appalled at first and later intrigued. By first I mean instantly and by later I mean about 15 years and by intrigued I mean maybe I want to actually try one. Let’s face it, wiping your bottom with tissue paper doesn’t really clean anything up. It sort of just smears it around. For once the Europeans were on the forefront of hygiene. We can’t let them triumph. That is why I invented the all inclusive toilet, bidet, sink, shower combo. It is a one stop hygiene car wash for your body and all your 10,000 parts. By 10,000 parts I mean specifically those areas you have to use a mirror to sneak a peak at. And by one stop hygiene car wash I mean you can take a poop, brush your teeth, watch television, have your ass cleaned by powerful jets of water, and bathe at the same time without ever having to stand up. Progress means never having to say your sorry. And by sorry I mean privileged. 
