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Toons get Top Billing in Hillary’s Inner Circle

In a bold move, Madame Secretary Hillary Clinton attended President Obama’s Congressional speech Tuesday night with her top advisor Brainy Smurf in tow. This is indeed a first for a Secretary of State and for that matter any U.S. administration. Toons have long been considered second class citizens. In fact, Toons have lacked the basic human right [...]

The Origin of Cock

1807. 26-year old Jedadiah Cambell, member of a 357 person Amish community in West Virginia, was a virgin. His family had a difficult time arranging a marriage for him because of his anxious personality and lack of work ethic. Each morning, beginning at the age of 19 and proceeding religiously until the night he finally [...]

Neil – Date!

Here is what I can tell you… Neil is going on a date. That’s right, while you sit at home lonely, Neil is getting some action. You are sad.

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Dear Secret Admirer,

Would you please be my Valentine?
Meet me at the South East Entrance of Central Park. I’ll be the love sick fellow by the fountain.
xoxo
Neil
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Predictive Text

You undoubtedly have a cell phone.  If you don’t I’m surprised you’re even viewing a web page at this moment.  But that’s a discussion we can have privately.  I hint at the ubiquitousness of the cell phone only to illustrate the point that most people, at one time or another, intentionally or inadvertently, have used [...]

Death = Stomach Virus

Just wanted to give a big shout out to rotavirus/stomach flu. Once death has passed through our editor, we will have new posts up.