We can Infer…

 
We can infer 4 things from this picture:
 
1) Karl Malone was jacked.
2) Karl Malone had hops
3) Karl Malone was about to destroy the rim
4) Dennis Rodman wanted Karl Malone’s cock in his mouth

Joe’s Really Awesomely Accurate Super Bowl Preview

Since Joe is on vacation and unreachable to comment, we are just going to re-use his Super Bowl prediction from last year.
Patriots by 3 touchdowns!  Easy!

The Playoffs. Can you dig?

I  know a lot about football. Probably more than you. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night just sick to my stomach with how much I know. The National Football League. GO!
Eagles vs. Cardinals
Eagles are technically bigger.
Cardinals are red.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Kurt Warner throws a tight spiral.  Trust me.
Philadelphia cream [...]

Joe’s NFL Playoff Preview Round 2

Joe’s NFL Playoff Preview Round 2
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What’s Crackin Underneath all the Hoopla and Whatnot…Round 2
Welcome to the microscope.  This is where we slice off a piece of each NFL match-up, clean it off, put some iodine or biological stain on it, place it under a microscope coverslip, secure it to the stage, find the right objective [...]

NFL Power Rankings – Week 16

Joe’s NFL Power Rankings
also known as:
The Descending Order of Teams in the Order in Which I Really Think They Should Be Placed, Like, Best to Worst

Who doesn’t like brevity?

Champion Love

5.  Falcons  9-5 Penis car.
4.  Giants  11-3 Lemon shoulder.
3.  Panthers  11-3 Belinda Cratchet.
2.  Titans  12-2 Thermos wink.
1.  Steelers  11-3 Fantasy wetness.

Moist Rejection

2.5.  Martha Plimpton. Dude face.
2.  Rams  [...]

NFL Power Rankings – Week 15

Joe’s NFL Power Rankings
also known as:
The Descending Order of Teams in the Order in Which I Really Think They Should Be Placed, Like, Best to Worst

Hey, so you get up in your footie pajamas and look under the tree.  So many prezzies!  Or if you are poor, you know, probably not nearly as many as I [...]

NFL Power Rankings – Week 14

The Confession Edition.
The Best
5.  Jets  8-4 Excuse me, guy with long black hair and goth tattoos that works out at Fitness Point in Astoria, NY…I have to come clean.  It was me who farted real real bad by the dumb bells last week.  You kept shaking your head like you were very disappointed and very [...]