Recently I’ve been dabbling in inventing things. By recently I mean last month. And by last month I mean January 29, 2009.My Supersonic jet submarine is well on it’s way to rescuing our military industrial complex. I realized I should begin concentrating on improving the American Home. And by realized I mean decided and by [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘Science’
February 7, 2009
Fact!
Take a guess…
1.06/day
7.48/week
32.43/month
389.1/year
1.27hrs/week
5.51hrs/month
2.76 days/year
Find out what… after the break.
January 29, 2009
Invention! (Why Haven’t You Been Invented Yet?)
Recently I’ve been dabbling in inventing things. By Recently, I mean last night. And by inventing I mean dreaming. And by dreaming I mean holy hell why hasn’t this been invented yet! By this I mean a supersonic jet submarine. At this point you are all clearly stunned. Take a second. Peruse the image I’ve [...]
January 18, 2009
Things You Didn’t Know: Periodic Table
By Matthew Summersgill
The invention of the Periodic Table of Elements, as we know it, is generally credited to the Russian chemist Dmitri Mendeleev in 1869. Throughout the centuries there had been attempts to organize and categorizes elements by the ancient Greeks, the Germans and the English. But Mr. Mendeleev got it right. Since then it [...]
December 17, 2008
NFL Power Rankings – Week 16
Joe’s NFL Power Rankings
also known as:
The Descending Order of Teams in the Order in Which I Really Think They Should Be Placed, Like, Best to Worst
Who doesn’t like brevity?
Champion Love
5. Falcons 9-5 Penis car.
4. Giants 11-3 Lemon shoulder.
3. Panthers 11-3 Belinda Cratchet.
2. Titans 12-2 Thermos wink.
1. Steelers 11-3 Fantasy wetness.
Moist Rejection
2.5. Martha Plimpton. Dude face.
2. Rams [...]
