Joe’s NFL Power Rankings
also known as:
The Descending Order of Teams in the Order in Which I Really Think They Should Be Placed, Like, Best to Worst
Who doesn’t like brevity?
Champion Love
5. Falcons 9-5 Penis car.
4. Giants 11-3 Lemon shoulder.
3. Panthers 11-3 Belinda Cratchet.
2. Titans 12-2 Thermos wink.
1. Steelers 11-3 Fantasy wetness.
Moist Rejection
2.5. Martha Plimpton. Dude face.
2. Rams [...]
