Entries from February 2009

February 25, 2009

Toons get Top Billing in Hillary’s Inner Circle

In a bold move, Madame Secretary Hillary Clinton attended President Obama’s Congressional speech Tuesday night with her top advisor Brainy Smurf in tow. This is indeed a first for a Secretary of State and for that matter any U.S. administration. Toons have long been considered second class citizens. In fact, Toons have lacked the basic human right [...]

February 24, 2009

The Origin of Cock

1807. 26-year old Jedadiah Cambell, member of a 357 person Amish community in West Virginia, was a virgin. His family had a difficult time arranging a marriage for him because of his anxious personality and lack of work ethic. Each morning, beginning at the age of 19 and proceeding religiously until the night he finally [...]

February 23, 2009

Neil- Cards

Neil makes his case for Best Actor at next years Oscars.

February 19, 2009

Being Presidential – take 2

It is still Presidents’ Week and you still aren’t presidential enough. Watch and learn.

February 18, 2009

Joe’s Gettysburg Address

In honor of Presidents’ Week, Joe teaches you how to be Presidential. Take notes.

February 17, 2009

Neil- Rough Date

Neil got stood up by his admirer on Valentine’s Day.
She texted: Feeling sick. Rain check?
Neil texted: Sure. Feel Better. xoxo.
He’s such a nice guy.

February 14, 2009

Reminder: Valentines Day

Organic Funny would like to remind you that if you have sex on Valentines day with a math teacher from Hoboken, you will in fact get a urinary track infection. Think twice. Happy Vday.