Recently I’ve been dabbling in inventing things. By Recently, I mean last night. And by inventing I mean dreaming. And by dreaming I mean holy hell why hasn’t this been invented yet! By this I mean a supersonic jet submarine. At this point you are all clearly stunned. Take a second. Peruse the image I’ve created rather crudely using Adobe Photoshop. Clearly, this is the best thing to hit the military industrial complex since the atom bomb. Bask in it’s glory. I encourage everyone to print a copy of this supersonic jet submarine and put it on your cubicle wall or the cork board in the break room or perhaps your refrigerator if you work at home or are unemployed like me or just put it over your bed and know that inventing is simply dreaming. Just Do it.
Also, please copy the text below and send it to your congressman or woman.
Dear______________,
I’m an ordinary citizen of your fair state writing to encourage you to begin research
and development on the supersonic jet submarine . I believe it is the answer
to our economic woes.
Sincerely,
(your name here)
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April 9, 2009 at 8:59 AM
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